Hello, I'm Spadge


I’m a full-time freelance writer and die-hard Die Hard fan.

I write for all kinds of clients, all over the world. Some have me on a retainer, others pop in and out, giving me time to self-publish my own sordid humorous tales.

My tone of voice ranges from Nick Fury to Emma Thompson and Danny Dyer. “This world, no world, could ever be prepared for what this whimsical young lady could offer this most joyous occupation, and no one would ever fackin’ see it if it weren’t for this sentence. Dick’eds.”